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THE BLEACH RULEBOOK

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TABLE.

President, Asshole, Scum—whatever your table calls it, the arguments start before the cards land. This is the clean answer to every dirty rule.

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Know the game.
Then wreck your friends.

017 MIN
THE COMPLETE RULEBOOK

How to play President

Learn the deal, legal plays, passing, pile clears, finishing order, and the card tax with one worked turn.

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024 MIN
SETTLE THE ARGUMENT

President card order

See why 3 is low and 2 is high, when suits usually do not matter, and how Bleach breaks equal-rank ties.

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035 MIN
ONE GAME, MANY NAMES

President, Asshole, or Scum?

Identify the game you remember and separate its true aliases from related climbing games such as Big Two.

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046 MIN
CATCH UP OVER CARDS

A free online game for catching up

See why a private, low-setup President table gives long-distance friends enough to do without taking over the conversation.

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BLEACH IN 30 SECONDS

Climb the pile.
Empty your hand.
Keep the title.

Bleach uses the familiar President ladder—3 low, 2 high—with a suit tiebreak that keeps equal ranks moving. It is one clear ruleset for groups tired of renegotiating the game every night.

  1. 01
    Lead the countSingle, pair, triple, or four of a kind.
  2. 02
    Meet it, beat it, or passMatch the count; equal strength is legal.
  3. 03
    Total suits for sets♣ ♦ ♥ ♠ from low to high.
  4. 04
    Clear on passesThe last player to lay cards leads again.
ENOUGH READING

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